Quote of the day by Rita Rudner

My husband’s car goes from zero to sixty in ten seconds, and that makes him happy. I just don’t know why he’d ever want to do that. Maybe someday he’ll find an open stretch of road and play Frisbee with himself.

-by Rita Rudner

Quote of the day by Robert Herrick

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.

-by Robert Herrick