Quote of the day by Garry Shandling

My friend has a sixteen-month-old. The baby’s crawling around, and he has an accident in his diaper. And the mother comes over and says, “Isn’t that adorable? Brandon made a gift for Daddy.” I’m thinking this guy must be real easy to shop for on Father’s Day.

-by Garry Shandling

Quote of the day by Moličre

The most effective way of attacking vice is to expose it to public ridicule. People can put up with rebukes, but they cannot bear being laughed at: they are prepared to be wicked but they dislike appearing ridiculous.

-by Moličre