You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’
-by Chris Rock
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want–an adorable pancreas?
-by Jean Kerr
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
-by Gore Vidal
His brow is wet with honest sweat, He earns whate’er he can, And looks the whole world in the face, For he owes not any man.
-by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I can shake off everything as I write; my sorrows disappear, my courage is reborn.
-by Anne Frank
You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over.
-by Richard Branson
Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
One friend in a life-time is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.
-by Henry Brooks Adams
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
-by Nancy Astor
A world without love is a deadly place.
-by Helen Fisher