Quote of the Day

Quote of the day by Jerry Seinfeld

They design the car alarm so it will behave as if it was a nervous hysterical person. Anyone goes near it, disturbs it, “Aaaaaahhhhhhh!” Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a car alarm that was a little more subtle? Somebody tries to break in, it goes, “Ahem. Ahem. Excuse me?”

-by Jerry Seinfeld